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Oaken:
A shout to get Kenneth's attention. - Joseph Leff

Oars:
Not yoars. - Joseph Leff

Obesity
(1) Surplus gone to waist
(2) An neat idea.
(3) Weight around.
(4) The penalty for exceeding the feed limit. - Joseph Leff

Obituary:
A grief resume. - Joseph Leff

Oblique
Time to call in the plumber

Oboe
A tramp

Oboist:
A believer in tramps. - Joseph Leff

Observant Egotist:
Someone who has an eye for an I. - Joseph Leff

Occult:
An obscure sect. - Joseph Leff

Octopus
A cat with eight feet

Ode:
Was in debt. - Joseph Leff

Odin
Noisy God

Odious
Poetry that stinks

Off Cut
Bad hairdo

Offal:
Just terrible. - Joseph Leff

Offbeat:
A retired copper. - Joseph Leff

Office:
A retired hockey player. - Joseph Leff

Offshore:
Definitely powered down. - Joseph Leff

Off-the-Wall:
An echo. - Joseph Leff

Often Used For Checks:
A queen. - Joseph Leff

Oil For Ice Skates:
Axel grease. - Joseph Leff

Oilcan:
What can loosen the Tin Man's knee. - Joseph Leff

Oiler:
A crude form of transport. - Joseph Leff

Oily:
The opposite of tardy, in Brooklyn. - Joseph Leff

Old Comedians
Old comedians never die - they just gag a lot.

Old Crony:
The leg-joint of an aged bird. - Joseph Leff

Old Hot Rod
A shot rod.

Old Nick:
An unhealed shaving cut. - Joseph Leff

Old-timer
(1) A grandfather clock
(2) A sundial. - Joseph Leff

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