Funny definitions – the real meanings of words

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Karate
Self defence for mice

Karl Constantly Complains
Grouchy Marx. Joseph Leff

Karma
An automobile’s mum. Joseph Leff

Keep Your Dog Under Control
It’s the leash you can do. Joseph Leff

Keep Your Hands Off!
An important soccer rule. Joseph Leff

Kenya
Can you ?

Kerb Drill
Machine used for making holes in pavement

Kerchief
King of all the hankies

Kettle Drum
What musicians make tea in

Kewpie Doll
The abbrev. for a queen’s pawn toy. Joseph Leff

Keyboard:
An important committee. Joseph Leff

Key Component:
Ivory. Joseph Leff

Kidnap
Sleeping baby

Kidney
The knee of a baby goat

Killed Sheep
Died-in-the-wool. Joseph Leff

Killjoy
Murder Joyce. Joseph Leff

Kilo
A basso profundo. Joseph Leff

Kilocycle
(1) Really hard bike to ride
(2) Vicious bike

Kindred
A fear of being visited by relatives

Kindergarten teacher
Someone who knows how to make the little things count.

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