Funny definitions – the real meanings of words

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A Few Bucks:
Some deer. – Joseph Leff

A Little Night Music:
Soft snoring. – Joseph Leff

A Wren:
Abrev. for Registered Nurse. Joseph Leff

Aardvark
(1) A vark that thinks it’s tough !
(2) Aan aanimal thaat resembles the aanteater.

Abalone:
A derisive comment. – Joseph Leff

Abash
A big party.

Abba:
2A + 2B. – Joseph Leff

Abdication:
A reign drop. – Joseph Leff

Abdomen
(1) Men with beer bellies !
(2) Men from the planet Abdo. – Joseph Leff

Abhorrent:
Hates paying the landlord. – Joseph Leff

Abigail:
A windstorm at a nunnery. – Joseph Leff

A-Blast:
A terrific party. – Joseph Leff

Aboard Ship:
A boat made of wooden planks. – Joseph Leff

Aboard
Winged creatures, one of which in the hand is worth two in the bush.

Abominable Snowman
A beastly Eskimo.

Abominable
Capable of exploding

Aboutface:
Concerning visage and features. – Joseph Leff

Aboveboard:
Place for a surfer. – Joseph Leff

Abrade:
A piece of woven hair. – Joseph Leff

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