Funny definitions – the real meanings of words

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Eager Hangman:
Rope addict. – Joseph Leff

Ear Pieces:
Corn. – Joseph Leff

Earlier:
A person who sleeps with his head tilted sideways. – Joseph Leff

Early Bird:
(1) Dodo.  
(2) An egg. – Joseph Leff

Early Fall Location:
Eden. – Joseph Leff

Earnest
Hair growing in a man’s ears. – Joseph Leff

Earth
A minor planet with major problems.

Earwig
A piece of false hair worn over the ears

Ease:
(1) More than one E.  
(2) He is. – Joseph Leff

Easter:
Further east. – Joseph Leff

Easy Chair:
A vinyl resting place. – Joseph Leff

Eavesdrop
What happens when the roof falls in.

Echo
(1) The only thing that can’t stop you getting the last word
(2) What always talks back no matter who you are.

Eclair:
Shouted to get Clare’s attention. – Joseph Leff

Eclipse
What the Martian gardener does with his hedges

Ecology:
(1) The study of E. coli.  
(2) The study of shrieks.  
(3) The study of reverberating sounds. – Joseph Leff

Economy
Large size in soap flakes, but small size in automobiles.

Ecstatic:
Without static. – Joseph Leff

Editing:
A rewording activity. – Joseph Leff

Editor
Teacher who can throw chalk accurately over 25 metres

Effortless
Sleeping through an exam

Egg
A peculiar object; it is not beaten unless it is good.

Eggplant
A factory for the manufacture of eggs.

 

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