Funny definitions – the real meanings of words

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Habitant:
Insect nun. – Joseph Leff

Hacker:
A chain-smoking computer programmer. – Joseph Leff

Hacking Jacket
Coat worn for cutting hedges and trees

Hackneyed
The opposite of knock-kneed

Haddock:
Used to own piers. – Joseph Leff

Haggard:
A witch’s protector. – Joseph Leff

Haggis
Medicine for rabbits

Haggle
A little crone.

Hail Fellow:
A bellhop who flags down taxis. – Joseph Leff

Hair Dresser:
(1) Chest of drawers full of rabbits.
(2) Where a rabbit stores his underwear. – Joseph Leff

Hair Restorer
Vet

Hair Tonic
Medicine for rabbits

Hairpiece:
A bunny armistice. – Joseph Leff

Half gainer
Swimmer who diets part of the time.

Halloween Snacks:
Horror d’oevres. – Joseph Leff

Halo
What one angel says to another angel

Halter:
A red light at a busy intersection. – Joseph Leff

Ham Actor:
Miss Piggy. – Joseph Leff

Hamlet:
(1) A little pig.
(2) Meat that goes with egglets. – Joseph Leff

Handicraft:
A boat that is nearby and ready to use. – Joseph Leff

Handkerchief
Cold storage. – Joseph Leff

Handkerchief:
Cold storage. – Joseph Leff

Hand-to-Hand:
Clap. – Joseph Leff

Hangnail:
Coathook. – Joseph Leff

Hangover:
The wrath of grapes. – Joseph Leff

Happiness
Happiness is like potato salad: share it with others and you can have a picnic.

Happy Landing:
One of the Seven Dwarfs is bringing his plane down safely. – Joseph Leff

Harbor:
Berth place. – Joseph Leff

Harbormaster:
Responsible for berth control. – Joseph Leff

Hard-boiled eggs
Eggs laid by tough chickens.

Hardship:
A concrete boat. – Joseph Leff

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