Funny definitions – the real meanings of words

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“I Do”
The rite answer. – Joseph Leff

“I Said So”
Said to a tailor who ignores you. – Joseph Leff

Iambus
Identity of a school vehicle. – Joseph Leff

Ibid
What an auctioneer likes to hear. – Joseph Leff

Ice Box
Igloo. – Joseph Leff

Ice Cap
What your knee is when you fall on it when ice-skating

Ice Cream
But only when I’m frightened

Iceberg
A kind of permanent wave

Iced Lolly
Eskimo money

Ice
Skid stuff

Icicle
(1) An eavesdropper
(2) A stiff upper drip. – Joseph Leff

Icy sidewalk
An icy sidewalk is like music, if you don’t see sharp, you’ll be flat

Icy
I understand. – Joseph Leff

Identical
Twins who laugh at the same time when you tickle them

Idle Hours
What pagans call their statue. – Joseph Leff

Idolise
Lazy eyeballs

Igloo
(1) An icicle made for two
(2) An adhesive for igs. – Joseph Leff

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