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Gadflies:
An exclamation fo annoyance at flying insects. - Joseph Leff |
Gag Reflex:
Laughter. - Joseph Leff |
Gaggle:
A small joke. - Joseph Leff |
Galahad:
The girl I used to date. - Joseph Leff |
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Galleon
Fuel measure for old ships |
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Gallery
A home for girls |
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Galling
A French fish. - Joseph Leff |
Gallows Rope:
Noose reel. - Joseph Leff |
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Gallows
Where no noose is good noose |
Gallstone:
To intoxicate a Frenchman. - Joseph Leff |
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Gamekeeper
Teacher who confiscates computer games in class |
Ganglions:
A pride. - Joseph Leff |
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Gangrene
A group of Martians |
Gardener:
A plant manager. - Joseph Leff |
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Gargoyle
Pulling faces when gargling |
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Garlic
Vegetable which is excellent for avoiding cold germs. Eat enough of it and people with colds will stay far away from you. Of course, so will other people. |
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Garter Snake
A perfectly harmless reptile, but it has been known to snap on occasion. |
Gary Trudeau:
Gary, the money isn't counterfeit. - Joseph Leff |
Gaslight:
Petrol with only half the usual calories. - Joseph Leff |
Gaucho:
A South American descendant of one of the Marx Brothers. - Joseph Leff |
Genealogy:
(1) The study of denim trousers.
(2) The study of Barbara Eden. - Joseph Leff |
General Assembly:
A meeting of high-ranking officers. - Joseph Leff |
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Generally
An Arab general |
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Generation Gap
The distance you keep behind your parents when they do something embarrasing, like dancing in supermarkets |
