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Gadflies:
An exclamation fo annoyance at flying insects. – Joseph Leff
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Gag Reflex:
Laughter. – Joseph Leff
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Gaggle:
A small joke. – Joseph Leff
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Galahad:
The girl I used to date. – Joseph Leff
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Galleon
Fuel measure for old ships
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Gallery
A home for girls
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Galling
A French fish. – Joseph Leff
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Gallows Rope:
Noose reel. – Joseph Leff
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Gallows
Where no noose is good noose
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Gallstone:
To intoxicate a Frenchman. – Joseph Leff
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Gamekeeper
Teacher who confiscates computer games in class
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Ganglions:
A pride. – Joseph Leff
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Gangrene
A group of Martians
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Gardener:
A plant manager. – Joseph Leff
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Gargoyle
Pulling faces when gargling
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Garlic
Vegetable which is excellent for avoiding cold germs. Eat enough of it and people with colds will stay far away from you. Of course, so will other people.
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Garter Snake
A perfectly harmless reptile, but it has been known to snap on occasion.
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Gary Trudeau:
Gary, the money isn’t counterfeit. – Joseph Leff
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Gaslight:
Petrol with only half the usual calories. – Joseph Leff
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Gaucho:
A South American descendant of one of the Marx Brothers. – Joseph Leff
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Genealogy:
(1) The study of denim trousers.
(2) The study of Barbara Eden. – Joseph Leff
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General Assembly:
A meeting of high-ranking officers. – Joseph Leff
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Generally
An Arab general
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Generation Gap
The distance you keep behind your parents when they do something embarrasing, like dancing in supermarkets
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