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U - Pages 1 - 2

U
Often waits in the back of a queue. - Joseph Leff

U-Boat
(1) A shipload of female sheep.
(2) No, that's notta my boat. - Joseph Leff

U.C.L.A.
What you can observe on a clear day in southern California.

Udder
Not dis nor dat. - Joseph Leff

Ulcer
A city in Ireland. - Joseph Leff

Ultramarine
The best sailor in the entire navy

Umbilical Cord
Baby bunjee. - Joseph Leff

Umpire
Strikes back. - Joseph Leff

Unable
Cain's goal. - Joseph Leff

Unabridged
A river you have to swim across

Unallowed
Quiet. - Joseph Leff

Unaltered
A bachelor. - Joseph Leff

Unbarrred
Fired the poet. - Joseph Leff

Unbased
Remove all the cooking sauces and gravy. - Joseph Leff

Unbeatable
Salad without beets. - Joseph Leff

Unbeaten
A new drum. - Joseph Leff

Unbend
Removed Benjamin. - Joseph Leff

Unbreakable Toy
An object which is indestructible - until a child plays with it.

Unbuild
Free, without statements. - Joseph Leff

Unbowed
A tree without branches. - Joseph Leff

Unbridled
Still a bachelor. - Joseph Leff

Unclear
Pertaining to Pa's brother. - Joseph Leff

Uncounted
Lacking nobility. - Joseph Leff

Uncouple
To divorce. - Joseph Leff

Undercover Agent
A spy in bed

Under Attack
Where the office memo is. - Joseph Leff

Under Fire
Where the logs are. - Joseph Leff

Underbrush
Where I left the toothpaste. - Joseph Leff

Underfoot
Only 11 inches. - Joseph Leff

Underground
Below the coffee. - Joseph Leff

Underground Garage
A wall-to-wall car pit.

Underscore
Fewer than 20. - Joseph Leff

Undersea
Vision-impaired. - Joseph Leff

Undertaker
(1) A man who puts every customer in his place.
(2) A person who always carries out what he undertakes.
(3) Has a grave manner.

Underway
Done by a broken scale. - Joseph Leff

Undesigned
The posters weren't removed. - Joseph Leff

Undo
Get rid of the morning moisture. - Joseph Leff

Unearned
Removed the vases. - Joseph Leff

Unearth
When a vampire visits a friend

Unemployment
It's just not working. - Joseph Leff

Unfinished Dictionary
A dictionary that stops at "nothing."

Unfold
Without baby cows. - Joseph Leff

Unfreeze
Puts in jail again. - Joseph Leff

Unhappy
To leave only six dwarfs. - Joseph Leff

Unhappy King's Son
Blue prince. - Joseph Leff

Unheard
Pick one cow from the group. - Joseph Leff

Unheeded
Removed all the men. - Joseph Leff

Unholy
Complete, entire. - Joseph Leff

Unhorse
To cure laryngitis. - Joseph Leff

Unicorn
One callous toe. - Joseph Leff

Unison
An only boy

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