Labour of Love:
Schooljokes.com – Joseph Leff
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Labour Party:
She gave birth! Let’s celebrate! – Joseph Leff
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Labour Union:
A husband and wife holding hands while she gives birth. – Joseph Leff
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Labrador
Large cat-flap for dogs
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Lactate:
What can be said about the series: 6, 7, 9, 10. – Joseph Leff
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Ladies’ Wear:
Asked by single men. – Joseph Leff
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Lady Of Spain:
Senora. – Joseph Leff
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Lady-In-Waiting
Woman in queue outside loo
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Laggard:
A sentry who can’t keep up. – Joseph Leff
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Lamination:
A sheep is in the country. – Joseph Leff
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Lamprey:
(1) Done by a sheep in church.
(2) Light from a lamp. – Joseph Leff
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Lancelot in a Windstorm:
Knight-in-gale. – Joseph Leff
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Lancelot:
Cut many boils. – Joseph Leff
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Land Mine:
This is my property. – Joseph Leff
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Landfill:
What Philip’s flight instructor said. – Joseph Leff
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Landing:
Alert from a Local Area Network. – Joseph Leff
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Landowners’ Group:
A ground crew. – Joseph Leff
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Lap of Luxury:
A sip of champagne. – Joseph Leff
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Lap
What you lose every time you stand up.
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Lapdog
Greyhound used in racing
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Lapland
Thinly populated area in Northern Europe. There are not many Laps to the mile.
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Laplander
Someone who is unable to keep his balance on a crowded bus.
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Lapsing:
Music from a happy baby. – Joseph Leff
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Large Blast of Accurate Gunfire:
Death volley. – Joseph Leff
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Large Size:
Big sounds of relief. – Joseph Leff
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Large-scale
What a fat person weighs on,
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Largesse:
On Superman’s cape. – Joseph Leff
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Last Minute
Longest 60 seconds of the whole school day
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Last Stop:
Follows brake failure. – Joseph Leff
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Last Words:
“The end.” – Joseph Leff
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Lattice
A green window much liked by rabbits
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Lattice-work
What salads do for a living.
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