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Wade
Put something on a scale. - Joseph Leff

Waft
Elmer Fudd's log boat. - Joseph Leff

Wagging tail
A happy ending.

Wagon
The comic is performing. - Joseph Leff

Waistband
(1) Garbage is prohibited.
(2) Squander a musical group. - Joseph Leff

Wait Around
Delay boxing. - Joseph Leff

Waiter
Someone who thinks money grows on trays

Waiting to Buy an Automobile
Dearth of a salesman. - Joseph Leff

Waking up
A question of mind over mattress.

Walkie-Talkie
A parrot out for a stroll

Walks in Water
Piers. - Joseph Leff

Wallflower
The result of a food fight in a bakery. - Joseph Leff

Waning
Watching movies starring "The Duke." - Joseph Leff

Wanted
Desire Edward. - Joseph Leff

War of the Roses
Competition among florists. - Joseph Leff

Ward
Fought battles. - Joseph Leff

Wardrobe
Hospital gown. - Joseph Leff

Wash Down
Clean feathers. - Joseph Leff

Washable
Giving a bath to a bull

Washcloth
To clean fabric. - Joseph Leff

Washing Machine
The mother of four small children. - Joseph Leff

Washout
Be careful! - Joseph Leff

Waste Time
Now do sit-ups. - Joseph Leff

Watchdog
An animal that goes 'woof, tick, woof, tick, woof, tick'

Watchmaker
Someone who works overtime.

Watchmen
What some women do. - Joseph Leff

Watchwords
Done by a careful speaker. - Joseph Leff

Water Buffalo
Give bison enough to drink. - Joseph Leff

Water Vessel
A pitcher. - Joseph Leff

Water
Thirst aid

Water Bed
Where crabs sleep

Watercourse
Swimming class. - Joseph Leff

Waterfowl
(1) A polluted river.
(2) A swimming event infraction. - Joseph Leff

Watermelons
To help them grow. - Joseph Leff

Water Polo
What horses play in the swimming pool

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