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Water of Marseilles
Eau. - Joseph Leff

Water Table
Where fish eat their dinners

Wattmeter
Are you crazy? I'm much too shy. - Joseph Leff

Watts
How you feel about a light bulb. Example - I wike this wight bulb watts and watts

Wax Figure
Strikes somebody. - Joseph Leff

Waybill
Put William on a scale. - Joseph Leff

Weaken
Tiny Kenneth. - Joseph Leff

Weakened
Saturday and Sunday. - Joseph Leff

Weak-Minded
Plans only seven days ahead. - Joseph Leff

Wear and Tear
What oversized monsters do with their clothes

Wear Down
(1) But not out.
(2) Done by some people in winter.
(3) "Houston, The Eagle has landed." - Joseph Leff

Wear Off
To see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz. - Joseph Leff

Wear Out
I can't find the exit. - Joseph Leff

Wear the Crown
Asked by a king while looking for his hat. - Joseph Leff

Wearers of Small Clothing
Dolls. - Joseph Leff

Weather Eye
Optionally, me. - Joseph Leff

Weatherbeaten
What a voting recount determines. - Joseph Leff

Weathercast
Wondered by a post-audition actor. - Joseph Leff

Weave a Basket
A hamper belongs to us. - Joseph Leff

Weaver
We state. - Joseph Leff

Website
An attic. - Joseph Leff

Wedding Ring
(1) A metal tourniquet worn on the left hand to stop circulation
(2) A one-man or one-woman band.

Weed
We would. - Joseph Leff

Weekly
Feebly. - Joseph Leff

Weeknight
A midget in a suit of armor. - Joseph Leff

Weft
The opposite of white. - Joseph Leff

Weigh Down
On the Swanee River. - Joseph Leff

Weight Watcher
Someone who looks at his tum in the mirror all day long

Weirdo
How to make strange bread. - Joseph Leff

Well-Built
Now you know where to get water. - Joseph Leff

Well-Defined
A deep hole or shaft dug or drilled to obtain water, oil or gas. - Joseph Leff

Well-Groomed
The bride made a good choice. - Joseph Leff

Well-Grounded
Someone with both feet on the floor and both hands in electric sockets. - Joseph Leff

Well-Made
The housekeeper is feeling better now. - Joseph Leff

Well-Pitched
On key. - Joseph Leff

Well-To-Do
Commotion at an oasis. - Joseph Leff

Well-Versed
A successful poet. - Joseph Leff

Went
What Elmer Fudd pays his landlord - Joseph Leff

West of Hollywood
Mae. - Joseph Leff

What Every Thing Is
A noun. - Joseph Leff

What You Should Wear While You're Out
Pyjamas. - Joseph Leff

Wheel of Fortune
A vowel movement. - Joseph Leff

Wheeler Dealer
An automobile tire salesman.

Where Teenagers Live
The Land of the Midnight Sons. - Joseph Leff

Wherefore
We favour. - Joseph Leff

Whereto
My twin and me. - Joseph Leff

Wherewithal
We support Alan. - Joseph Leff

Whether
A poor spell of weather. - Joseph Leff

Whiny Baby
The Prince of Wails. - Joseph Leff

Whippoorwill
To flog inferior William. - Joseph Leff

Whisky
Two pints of which make one cavort

Whoa
A halter. - Joseph Leff

Wholesome
The entire total. - Joseph Leff

Wholesome
The only thing in the world you can take whole and still have some left

Why Some Laws Don't Get Passed
Legislative block. - Joseph Leff

Why
A crooked letter. - Joseph Leff

Wicked
A candle with a long fuse. - Joseph Leff

Wicker
Drained of energy. Example - I feel wicker when I don't have a good breakfast.

Wide Berth
To bear a 16-lb. baby. - Joseph Leff

Wide Body
A sea. - Joseph Leff

Wide
Asked a lot of basic questions. - Joseph Leff

Widen
Why NOT then? - Joseph Leff

Wield
Having rotating tires. - Joseph Leff

Wigwam
(1) When your wig falls over your eyes and you walk into a lamp post
(2) Overheated toupee. - Joseph Leff

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