Funny definitions – the real meanings of words

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Cabal:
Transport everybody by taxi. – Joseph Leff

Cabbage
The age of a taxi

Cabinet Pudding
School pudding made from furniture

Cachepot:
Poker ante. – Joseph Leff

Cactus
(1) Mother Nature’s pincushion.
(2) An overgrown pin cushion

Cadet:
A little female rascal. – Joseph Leff

Caesar:
(1) Convulsion.  
(2) Observes the woman. – Joseph Leff

Caesar’s Deck Count:
LII. – Joseph Leff

Cafeteria:
Area of young, crying cows. – Joseph Leff

Cagey Bee:
Soviet secret police. – Joseph Leff

Cagey:
Abbrev. for kilogram. – Joseph Leff

Cagoule
Ghost’s favourite raincoat

Calculate
Finish maths test ages after everyone else

Calcutta:
Telling surgeon Calvin to begin surgery on the female patient. – Joseph Leff

Caldron:
Phoned Ronald. – Joseph Leff

Calgary:
Introducing Calvin to Garrett. – Joseph Leff

Call For:
What a golfer should do before teeing off. – Joseph Leff

Call Out:
What an umpire does. – Joseph Leff

Callous:
Used the phone, becasue we’re so lonely. – Joseph Leff

Calories
A lot of people can’t count calories and have the figures to prove it.

Calves
The two animals that follow your every step.

Camel
A warped horse

Camelot
(1) A herd of dromedaries
(2) Arabian parking lot.

Campaign
The worst kid in camp

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