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Cookbook
A book with many stirring chapters.

Cookie:
What the chef uses to unlock the door. - Joseph Leff

Cool Water:
Thirst aid. - Joseph Leff

Coolant:
A real hip insect. - Joseph Leff

Cooperate:
the bloke who makes wooden tubs has eaten. - Joseph Leff

Copier:
A shared berth. - Joseph Leff

Copious:
We want to be cloned. - Joseph Leff

Copper Nitrate:
A constable's late shift slary. - Joseph Leff

Copperhead:
(1) A Lincoln penny (U.S.). 
(2) A lavatory in a police station. - Joseph Leff

Copse:
Constables. - Joseph Leff

Copy Cat:
A cloned feline. - Joseph Leff

Copy Writer:
A plagiarist. - Joseph Leff

Corn Crib
Where old jokes sleep.

Corn Grower:
A toe. - Joseph Leff

Corner:
A maize farmer. - Joseph Leff

Coroner:
The point where two lines or surfaces meet. - Joseph Leff

Corset:
A waist basket. - Joseph Leff

Corvette:
A U.S. Marine animal doctor. - Joseph Leff

Cosmetics
Stuff used by young girls to make them look older sooner, and by their mothers to make them look younger longer.

Cost of Short, Light Nails:
The tacks rate. - Joseph Leff

Coterie:
The study of jackets. - Joseph Leff

Cotton:
2000 pounds of small beds. - Joseph Leff

Cottontail:
A story about gauze. - Joseph Leff

Count Dracula
A big pain in the neck.

Count In:
(1) The earl is here.
(2) Tavern for noblemen. - Joseph Leff

Count Out:
Dracula is unconcious. - Joseph Leff

Countdown:
Keep track of duck feathers. - Joseph Leff

Counterspy
A store detective.

Country Album:
An atlas. - Joseph Leff

Country Brooks:
Garth. - Joseph Leff

Country Club:
NATO. - Joseph Leff

Courtroom:
Space for a basketball game. - Joseph Leff

Covenants:
13 bewitched insects. - Joseph Leff

Cow Jumped Over the Moon:
Part of the herd shot round the world. - Joseph Leff

Coward
A man who thinks with his legs

Cowherd:
The bovine listened. - Joseph Leff

Cozy:
A shared 26th letter. - Joseph Leff

Crack of Doom:
A drug overdose. - Joseph Leff

Craftsman:
Sailor. - Joseph Leff

Crane
A bird trained to lift extremely heavy weights

Crayon:
The supercomputer is ready. - Joseph Leff

Crayons for Your Kids:
A gift that can make your kin scrawl. - Joseph Leff

Crazy Horse:
Not related to mad cow. - Joseph Leff

Crazy, Rude Person:
A wild boor. - Joseph Leff

Creaky:
Like a stream. - Joseph Leff

Creative Christian:
(1) Hans Andersen. 
(2) Dior. - Joseph Leff

Creative Story:
A lie. - Joseph Leff

Cretin:
A resident of a Greek island. - Joseph Leff

Crick:
The sound of a Japanese camera. - Joseph Leff

Criminal Record
A stolen phonograph disk that contains a long-playing sentence.

Criminal Shellfish
A mobster lobster.

Criminal
One who gets caught

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