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Funny definitions - the real meanings of words

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Caterpillar
An upholstered worm

Cattle Rustler
A beef thief.

Cauliflower
The blossom a dog wears in his button hole

Caveat Emptor:
The big hole in the hillside of Emptor City. - Joseph Leff

Caviar:
A caveman. - Joseph Leff

Cease:
More than one C. - Joseph Leff

Ceaseless:
Why she goes to an eye doctor. - Joseph Leff

Celery
(1) Wages paid to a gardner
(2) A prison.  
(3) The art of selling. - Joseph Leff

Celibate:
Purpose of an Italian worm store. - Joseph Leff

Celibration of the Monarch's Crowning:
Reign dance. - Joseph Leff

Cell Structure:
Bars. - Joseph Leff

Cellmates
Two germs living together

Cemetery
A place people are dying to get into.

Censor:
(1) A man who knows more than he thinks you should.  
(2) One who sticks his noes into other people's business.  
(3) A nope addict. - Joseph Leff

Chair
(1) Headquarters for hindquarters
(2) Hind site. - Joseph Leff

Champagne
(1) The French for 'false window'
(2) A fake ache. - Joseph Leff

Champion Skydiver:
A chuting star. - Joseph Leff

Charcoal
What the cleaning lady puts into the fire

Charge Account:
(1) The story of the Light Brigade.  
(2) Bill a nobleman. - Joseph Leff

Chargeable
What the toreador does

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