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Charging Elephant
An elephant who uses his credit card.
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Charles Darwin:
He made a monkey out of Adam (or Adam out of a monkey). – Joseph Leff
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Charm School
Where witches learn to cast spells.
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Charred:
Burn crimson. – Joseph Leff
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Chased:
Pure and uncorrupted. – Joseph Leff
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Chatterbox
Someone who burns the scandal at both ends.
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Cheapskate
Skateboard for a budgie
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Checkmate:
A spouse in Prague. – Joseph Leff
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Cheerleaders
The happiest people at a football game.
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Cheetah
(1) An animal that is not to be trusted.
(2) A swindler. – Joseph Leff
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Chemical Bond:
H2/007. – Joseph Leff
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Chemotherapy:
Results in hair today, gone tomorrow. – Joseph Leff
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Cherish:
Pertaining to a singer once married to Sonny Bono. – Joseph Leff
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Chicken Coop:
Where talk is cheep. – Joseph Leff
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Chicken Crossing the Road:
Poultry in motion. – Joseph Leff
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Chicken of the Sea
A frightened skindiver.
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Chicken Pox
Playgrounds for poultry,
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Chickens
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
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Childish Game
Any game at which you are beaten.
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