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Captain Kidd:
(1) A young officer.  
(2) A small goat officer. - Joseph Leff

Captivate:
A prisoner ingested. - Joseph Leff

Capture a Fleeing Slave:
Net the serf. - Joseph Leff

Caramel
A motorised camel

Carat:
Automobile's location. - Joseph Leff

Carbon:
French for fine auto. - Joseph Leff

Carbuncle
An automobile with a dent in it

Cardboard Belt:
A waist of paper. - Joseph Leff

Cardiac:
A believer in gin rummy. - Joseph Leff

Cardinal Number:
Census of senior Church officials. - Joseph Leff

Cardiology:
Study of poker and Black Jack. - Joseph Leff

Carmen:
Chauffeurs. - Joseph Leff

Carmine:
The auto belongs to me. - Joseph Leff

Carnation
A country where everyone owns a car

Carnivore
Animal that goes round in circles

Caroline:
A queue awaiting Christmas music. - Joseph Leff

Carousel
Car that goes round in circles

Carpenter Aunt:
Da's sister who makes wooden objects. - Joseph Leff

Carpenter:
How fish come in. - Joseph Leff

Carpet
Material bought by the yard and worn out by the foot

Carried by Musicians:
A tune. - Joseph Leff

Carrion:
(1) Act hysterically and childishly.  
(2) A vulture's unchecked luggage. - Joseph Leff

Carton:
The small wagon is aboard. - Joseph Leff

Cartoon
A song you sing in the car

Cartoonist:
An auto mechanic. - Joseph Leff

Casey:
Abbrev. for Kansas City. - Joseph Leff

Cash on Hand:
(1) The ante.  
(2) Announcing the arrival of Johnny for the show. - Joseph Leff

Cashier:
More like currency. - Joseph Leff

Cast Iron:
(1) Toss a golf club.  
(2) Golf club used by actors. - Joseph Leff

Cast Off:
Why the show isn't playing. - Joseph Leff

Castanet:
(1) What they did to fill the role of Frankie Avalon's girlfriend. 
(2) What Italian fishermen do. - Joseph Leff

Castro:
The actors use oars. - Joseph Leff

Casualty:
For an informal golfer. - Joseph Leff

Cat Burglar
Burglar who steals cats

Catacomb
What goes with the cat's brush

Cataract:
An expensive American car in Tokyo. - Joseph Leff

Catastrophe
The prize awarded to the top pussy at the cat show

Catching:
The sound of a cash register. - Joseph Leff

Cat's Eyes:
Feline dimensions. - Joseph Leff

Cattle Brands in South America:
Gaucho marks. - Joseph Leff

Cattle in a Space Shuttle:
A herd shot 'round the world. - Joseph Leff

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