Crisis:
Yell for your female sibling. - Joseph Leff |
Critical Mass:
An important church service. - Joseph Leff |
Crockery:
The study of crocodiles. - Joseph Leff |
Crony:
(1) Like a withered old woman.
(2) A blackbird's leg joint. - Joseph Leff |
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Croquette
A romantic lady frog |
Cross a Bear With a Skunk:
How to get Winnie the Phew. - Joseph Leff |
Cross a Parrot With a Homing Pigeon:
How to get voice mail at home. - Joseph Leff |
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Cross Examination
Quiz prepared by an angry teacher. |
Cross Hairs:
Angry rabbits. - Joseph Leff |
Crossbar:
A pub for angry people. - Joseph Leff |
Crossbred:
Baked in church. - Joseph Leff |
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Cross-country Skiing
Bad weekend in the mountains. |
Cross-Eyed Teacher:
A teacher who loses control of her pupils. - Joseph Leff |
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Crossroads
Angry motorways |
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Crow
A bird that never complains without caws |
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Crowbar
A drinking place for cows |
Crown Prince:
Picture of a king's symbolic hat. - Joseph Leff |
Crudity:
Sung by a pirate crew. - Joseph Leff |
Cry at Home:
"You're out!" - Joseph Leff |
Cry While Holding an Iron:
"Fore!" - Joseph Leff |
Cryptic Remarks:
Egyptologists' comments. - Joseph Leff |
Cuban Violinist:
Fiddle Castro. - Joseph Leff |
Cubby:
Pertaining to a baby bear. - Joseph Leff |
Cult Leader:
Has sect's privileges. - Joseph Leff |
Cumin:
Response to a knock on the door. - Joseph Leff |
Curate:
What the right antibiotic does to an infection. - Joseph Leff |
Curds and Whey:
Northern Iraqis and milk. - Joseph Leff |
Curious Child:
A whys guy. - Joseph Leff |
Current Assets:
Fish. - Joseph Leff |
Cute Baby:
A pride of loins. - Joseph Leff |
Cutie Pie:
Abbrev. for 3.142 quarts. - Joseph Leff |
Cutie:
Abbrev. for quart. - Joseph Leff |
Cutlass:
Sever a young woman. - Joseph Leff |
Cyan:
Exhalin' audibly. - Joseph Leff |
Cyclone:
Cyrus' genetically engineered twin. - Joseph Leff |
Cynic:
(1) Where you wash dishes.
(2) Related to transgression. - Joseph Leff |
Cystic:
An insect's female sibling. - Joseph Leff |
