Funny definitions – the real meanings of words

A | B | C | D | E | F | G | H | I | J | K | L | M | N | O | P | Q | R
S | T | U | V | W | X | Y | Z

C – Pages 1234567 891011

Child Psychologists
Young people who know how to handle their parents.

Chilli Powder
Fine snowflakes

China Setting:
Asia. – Joseph Leff

Chipmunk
A french friar

Chiropractor:
(1) A lumbar jack.  
(2) A disk jockey. – Joseph Leff

Choice Between Suede or Satin:
Leather or not. – Joseph Leff

Chop-chop
Two karate blackbelts.

Chopped Cabbage:
Not jsut a good idea; it’s the slaw. – Joseph Leff

Christmas Carol:
What is December 25, Bob? – Joseph Leff

Christmas Island
Where Santa spends the Summer

Christmas Seal
Santa Claus with flippers.

Christmas Shoppers
People who are caught up in the spirit of brotherly shove.

Chrysanthemum
Christopher and one parent

Chubby Checker:
(1) An overweight cashier. 
(2) A fat taxicab. – Joseph Leff

Cigarette
A bit of tobacco with a fire at one end and a fool at the other.

Cilia:
Stupider. – Joseph Leff

Cinder
One of the first things to catch your eye when you are traveling next to an open window.

A | B | C | D | E | F | G | H | I | J | K | L | M | N | O | P | Q | R
S | T | U | V | W | X | Y | Z

C – Pages 1234567 891011