Funny definitions – the real meanings of words

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Vaccination
A country where everyone has had a job

Vacuum
No matter. – Joseph Leff

Vagaband
What you tie up a tramp with

Vain Voyage
An ego trip. – Joseph Leff

Valid
Valerie’s psyche. – Joseph Leff

Vamoose
Run away from a ghostly elk

Vampire Bat
What vampires play cricket with

Vampire’s victim
Count on him. – Joseph Leff

Van Gogh
The big vehicle is in motion. – Joseph Leff

Vancouver
Garage

Vanishing cream
What the invisible man puts in his coffee.

Vanishing Point
A heavily-used pencil. – Joseph Leff

Vassal Salutes His Lord
A feudal gesture. – Joseph Leff

Vast
Not slow. – Joseph Leff

Vault
(1) Vas Mr. Disney’s first name.
(2) Error. – Joseph Leff

Vegetable
Where, broccoli, carrots and onions eat. – Joseph Leff

Vending Machine
Where amercian football players can get a quarter back. – Joseph Leff

Venetian Blinds
Helped by some Italian charities. – Joseph Leff

Verbatim
An action word in that bloke’s direction. – Joseph Leff

Vernal
Introducing Vernon to Alvin. – Joseph Leff

Verse
Not as good as. – Joseph Leff

Versus
Components of a song. – Joseph Leff

Vertigo
In which direction did he head? Example – He was just here, vertigo

Vertigo
What an angry person might tell you. – Joseph Leff

Vestry
The room where you keep your vests

Veterinary
Pertaining to former members of the armed forces. – Joseph Leff

Veto
An interesting anagram of VOTE. – Joseph Leff

Vicious circle
A round geometric figure with a nasty temper.

Victor Hugo
Hey, Vic,it’s your turn. – Joseph Leff

Victoria Cross
Boy, is she angry! – Joseph Leff

Victoria Falls
It happens when she slips. – Joseph Leff

Vie
Vie not. – Joseph Leff

Vienna Sausage
The best of the wurst. – Joseph Leff

View
Not many. – Joseph Leff

Viewpoints
Observe scores. – Joseph Leff

Vigilant
A watchful bug. – Joseph Leff

Vigilante
Closely watch the poker pot. – Joseph Leff

Viking Attack
A plunder storm. – Joseph Leff

Villager With the Biggest Nose
The community scenter. – Joseph Leff

Vine
A weak plant, since it can’t even support itself.

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