Macaroni
The inventor of the wireless who used his noodle and pasta message through spaghetti
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Macaroon
A famous Scots biscuit
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Made Up:
The housekeeper is awake. – Joseph Leff
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Magi:
G.I. Joe’s mother. – Joseph Leff
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Magic Eye
What teachers have in the back of their heads
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Magic Spell:
M-A-G-I-C. – Joseph Leff
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Magpie
A pudding made with old magazines
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Mahatma Gandhi:
Born to be mild. – Joseph Leff
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Maid:
Mum’s identification. – Joseph Leff
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Maintenance:
Primary renters. – Joseph Leff
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Make Off:
Opposite of may not cough. – Joseph Leff
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Make Plain:
What Boeing and Airbus do. – Joseph Leff
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Make Sense:
What skunks do. – Joseph Leff
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Make-Up Man:
Liar. – Joseph Leff
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Mal de Mer:
A sick female horse. – Joseph Leff
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Malady
A duchess
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Malaise:
Where Kuala Lumpur is located. – Joseph Leff
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Malaria:
Space in a shopping center. – Joseph Leff
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Malediction:
Men’s speech patterns. – Joseph Leff
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Malice:
(1) Mother of insects.
(2) In winter, what can appear in a shopping center parking lot. – Joseph Leff
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Malignance:
Defame Mum’s sisters. – Joseph Leff
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Malingers:
Mum just won’t leave. – Joseph Leff
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Mammal
Something that is neither fish nor fowl.
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Mammoth:
Mother of a flying insect. – Joseph Leff
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Man of Iron:
A caddy. – Joseph Leff
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Man of Means:
(1) A lexicographer.
(2) An average statistician. – Joseph Leff
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Man of Straw:
To whom you say, “Hello, fodder.” – Joseph Leff
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Man
The only animal that goes to sleep when it is not sleepy and gets up when it is.
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Manage:
How old he is. – Joseph Leff
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Mandate:
An appointment with a male. – Joseph Leff
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Manicures:
Several remedies. – Joseph Leff
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Mankind:
Good Samaritan. – Joseph Leff
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Manna From Heaven:
The presents of God. – Joseph Leff
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Manners:
Homes for the wealthy. – Joseph Leff
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March 4th:
A military command. – Joseph Leff
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March Past:
It’s April now. – Joseph Leff
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March With:
How wide the parade route is. – Joseph Leff
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Marching Band:
Walking in tempo is prohibited. – Joseph Leff
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Margin
Mummy’s favourite tonic
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Marine Biology:
The study of undersea shopping. – Joseph Leff
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Maritime:
I do. – Joseph Leff
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Mark of Cain:
Indication of being hit with a wooden stick. – Joseph Leff
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Marriage:
(1) A wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? – Groucho Marx
(2) Not just a word; it’s a sentence.
(3) When a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gains her master’s. – Joseph Leff
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Marxist:
A believer in Groucho. – Joseph Leff
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Mascot:
Where Mum sleeps in the hunting lodge. – Joseph Leff
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Masher:
A colleague of Hawkeye Pierce. – Joseph Leff
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Mass Communications:
Amens. – Joseph Leff
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Masseurs Who Win Bets:
People who knead people are the luckiest people in the world. – Joseph Leff
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Masseurs:
People who knead people. – Joseph Leff
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Master Craftsman:
Expert sailor. – Joseph Leff
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Master:
Installer of sail poles. – Joseph Leff
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Matador:
Where the rug is. – Joseph Leff
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Matadors:
Mathew reveres. – Joseph Leff
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Materialization:
Weaving. – Joseph Leff
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Math Test:
Lots of problems. – Joseph Leff
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Mathematician:
A sum worshipper. – Joseph Leff
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Maximum:
A large British mother.Mayfly:
A Kitty Hawk slogan. – Joseph Leff
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Mayhem:
Indecision as to spring skirt length. – Joseph Leff
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Mayor
A female horse.
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Maze:
Belonging to Ms. West. – Joseph Leff
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Meal:
I’m Alvin. – Joseph Leff
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Meander:
She and I. – Joseph Leff
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Meantime
(1) Nasty watch.
(2) Hate o’clock.
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