School and Classroom graffiti

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Keep the school tidy; throw your rubbish out of the windows.

Our teacher’s a peach; she’s got a heart of stone!

Our teacher’s a treasure; we wonder where she was dug up!

Our geography teacher is so bad he got lost showing some parents around the school.

I like teachers when they’re at home!

Don’t be late for school in the morning; stay in bed until the afternoon.

Teacher is an anagram of cheater.

My teacher used to be a werewolf; but she’s howl right now.

The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain; but over here it always falls on the school holidays!

I’m teacher’s pet; she can’t afford a dog.

Teachers are very special; they’re in a class of their own.

A bird in the hand – can make a terrible mess.