School and Classroom graffiti

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Don’t go to school; sleep at home.

Cut education costs; play truant.

May your life be like toilet paper; long and useful.

There’s nothing wrong with this school that an atomic bomb wouldn’t put right.

Our school is so posh we don’t do vulgar fractions.

Education is a wonderful thing; it’s wasted on children.

Keep smiling; it makes everyone wonder what you’re up to.

I used to be conceited; but now I’m perfect.

We all sprang from monkeys; but some didn’t spring far enough.

This school is so posh it’s an approved school.

Never drink water if it can rust iron; imagine what it can do to your stomach.

Go to school to learn the three Rs: Ravage, Riot and Revolution.