Teacher: What a glum face, what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ? |
Teacher: What are you reading ? |
Teacher: Can you tell me something important that didn’t exist 100 years ago ? |
Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection ? |
Teacher: How can you prove the world is round ? |
Teacher: Name two pronouns ? |
Teacher: What’s an American Indian’s wife called ? |
Teacher: Fred, I told you to write this poem out 10 times to improve your handwriting and you’ve only done it 7 times ? |
Teacher: Fred, I’m glad to see your writing has improved. |
Pupil: The art teacher doesn’t like what I’m making ? |