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A sudden gust of wind blew it out of my hand and I never saw it again.

I was kidnapped by terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it.

The lights in our house went out, and I had to burn it to get enough light to see the fuse box.

Another pupil fell in a lake, and I jumped in to rescue him. My homework though drowned.

I used it to fill a hole in my shoe; you wouldn't want it now.

My father had a nervous breakdown and he cut it up to make paper dolls.

My pet gerbils had babies, and they used it to make a nest.

I didn't do it, because I didn't want the other kids in the class to look bad.

I made a paper plane out of it and it got hijacked.

ET stopped by my house and he accidentally took it home with him.

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