History class jokes and humor

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How did you do in your tests ? I did what George Washington did !
What was that ?
Went down in history !

Do you know the 20th President of the United States ? No, we were never introduced !

Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood. He had to walk 7 miles to school everyday.
Well, he should have got up earlier and caught the school bus like everyone else !

Why did George Washington chop down the cherry tree ?
I’m stumped !

When crossing the Delaware River, why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?
He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ?
I don’t know. I wasn’t invited !

What did they wear at the Boston Tea Party ?

Where was the Declaration of Independance signed ?
At the bottom !

Did the Native Americans hunt bear ?
Not in the winter !

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy’s tomb indicate ?
The registration of the car that ran him over !