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How did you do in your tests ?
I did what George Washington did !
What was that ?
Went down in history !
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Do you know the 20th President of the United States ?
No, we were never introduced !
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Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood. He had to walk 7 miles to school
everyday.
Well, he should have got up earlier and caught the school bus like everyone else
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Why did George Washington chop down the cherry tree ?
I'm stumped !
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When crossing the Delaware River, why did George Washington stand up in the
boat ?
He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !
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What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ?
I don't know. I wasn't invited !
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What did they wear at the Boston Tea Party ?
T-Shirts!
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Where was the Declaration of Independance signed ?
At the bottom !
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Did the Native Americans hunt bear ?
Not in the winter !
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What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?
The registration of the car that ran him over !
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