‘N Sync:
Location of dirty dishes. – Joseph Leff
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Nabob:
Saying NO! to Robert. – Joseph Leff
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Naiad:
Don’t take a sum. – Joseph Leff
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Nail
(1) A long thin pointed object with a flat head which you aim at while hitting your thumb with a hammer
(2) Some people cut their nails and throw them away; others file them carefully.
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Naked Eye:
I’m ready to bathe. – Joseph Leff
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Napkin:
Doze, drowze and snooze. – Joseph Leff
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Narrow Minded
What you are when you have a splitting headache
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Narrow-Minded:
A person who noes what he likes. – Joseph Leff
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Nasal:
Saying NO! to Salvatore. – Joseph Leff
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Nationwide:
A country of fat people. – Joseph Leff
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Naughty:
Similar to zero. – Joseph Leff
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Nautical:
Don’t tickle. – Joseph Leff
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Naval:
Saying NO! to Valerie. – Joseph Leff
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Navy Chaplain:
A ship monk. – Joseph Leff
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Navy Charity:
Receives military alms. – Joseph Leff
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Nazi:
To be blind–to many possibilities. – Joseph Leff
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Near Miss
Avoid bullies by standing close to the teacher
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Neck Line
Vampire’s target
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Neckline:
(1) Dracula’s target.
(2) A vampire queue. – Joseph Leff
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Neckwear:
It’s between your head and shoulders. – Joseph Leff
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Nectar
A garment worn round the neck
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Need:
To begin the process of making bread. – Joseph Leff
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Negative First Impression:
A Daguerrotype. – Joseph Leff
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Negotiated Rental Agreement:
It’s the lease we can do. – Joseph Leff
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Nepotism:
Relativity at work. – Joseph Leff
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Neptune
Song heard under water
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Nerve Cell
Where naughty nerves are kept in prison
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Nessie:
A shy loch resident. – Joseph Leff
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Neurotic cow
An animal that suffers from a fodder complex.
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New Delhi:
A new place that serves pastrami sandwiches. – Joseph Leff
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New England:
Was familiar with great Britain. – Joseph Leff
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New Pigeon Rules the Roost:
A coo d’etat. – Joseph Leff
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Newcastle:
Where the conquering king lives. – Joseph Leff
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Newsreel:
Does not appear in tabloids. – Joseph Leff
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Newton’s Law
One fig to every cookie.
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Niche:
Deserves a scratch. – Joseph Leff
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Nick Name
(1) Steal someone’s name
(2) Nicholas – Joseph Leff
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