Funny definitions – the real meanings of words

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‘N Sync:
Location of dirty dishes. – Joseph Leff

Nabob:
Saying NO! to Robert. – Joseph Leff

Naiad:
Don’t take a sum. – Joseph Leff

Nail
(1) A long thin pointed object with a flat head which you aim at while hitting your thumb with a hammer
(2) Some people cut their nails and throw them away; others file them carefully.

Naked Eye:
I’m ready to bathe. – Joseph Leff

Napkin:
Doze, drowze and snooze. – Joseph Leff

Narrow Minded
What you are when you have a splitting headache

Narrow-Minded:
A person who noes what he likes. – Joseph Leff

Nasal:
Saying NO! to Salvatore. – Joseph Leff

Nationwide:
A country of fat people. – Joseph Leff

Naughty:
Similar to zero. – Joseph Leff

Nautical:
Don’t tickle. – Joseph Leff

Naval:
Saying NO! to Valerie. – Joseph Leff

Navy Chaplain:
A ship monk. – Joseph Leff

Navy Charity:
Receives military alms. – Joseph Leff

Nazi:
To be blind–to many possibilities. – Joseph Leff

Near Miss
Avoid bullies by standing close to the teacher

Neck Line
Vampire’s target

Neckline:
(1) Dracula’s target.
(2) A vampire queue. – Joseph Leff

Neckwear:
It’s between your head and shoulders. – Joseph Leff

Nectar
A garment worn round the neck

Need:
To begin the process of making bread. – Joseph Leff

Negative First Impression:
A Daguerrotype. – Joseph Leff

Negotiated Rental Agreement:
It’s the lease we can do. – Joseph Leff

Nepotism:
Relativity at work. – Joseph Leff

Neptune
Song heard under water

Nerve Cell
Where naughty nerves are kept in prison

Nessie:
A shy loch resident. – Joseph Leff

Neurotic cow
An animal that suffers from a fodder complex.

New Delhi:
A new place that serves pastrami sandwiches. – Joseph Leff

New England:
Was familiar with great Britain. – Joseph Leff

New Pigeon Rules the Roost:
A coo d’etat. – Joseph Leff

Newcastle:
Where the conquering king lives. – Joseph Leff

Newsreel:
Does not appear in tabloids. – Joseph Leff

Newton’s Law
One fig to every cookie.

Niche:
Deserves a scratch. – Joseph Leff

Nick Name
(1) Steal someone’s name
(2) Nicholas – Joseph Leff

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