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Yacht
Rambled on. - Joseph Leff

Yachting Discussion
Sails talk. - Joseph Leff

Yankee Clipper
A northern U.S. barber. - Joseph Leff

Yankee
A person who's been jerked around. - Joseph Leff

Yankee Doodle
American Cartoonist

Yap
Pay back. - Joseph Leff

Yardstick
Something that has three feet but can't walk.

Yaw
(1) Isn't mine, in Brooklyn.
(2) Way back. - Joseph Leff

Yawl Yell
Ahoy! - Joseph Leff

Yawn
(1) An honest opinion openly expressed.
(2) Things are always dullest before the yawn

Year
(1) Are you listening, as in 'D year what I said just now ?'
(2) Once around. - Joseph Leff

Yearly
Yer premature. - Joseph Leff

Yeast
The smallest amount possible. - Joseph Leff

Yell
Archaic for "you will." - Joseph Leff

Yellow Lines
What you get if you misbehave at traffic warden school

Yellow
(1) What you do when you stub you toe
(2) To whisper loudly. - Joseph Leff

Yelping
To shout half the name of a table tennis game. - Joseph Leff

Yesmen
Work with the chap nobody noes. - Joseph Leff

Yesterday
The opposite of "no, tomorrow." - Joseph Leff

Yews
(1) To put into service.
(2) In Brooklyn, the plural of "you." - Joseph Leff

Yodel
Shouted to get Dell's attention. - Joseph Leff

Yogurt
An attempt to get Gertrude's attention. - Joseph Leff

Yokel
The center of a small egg. - Joseph Leff

Yolks
Jokes told by chickens

You and Others
Pronouns. - Joseph Leff

You Are
The spelling of an ancient city in Sumer. - Joseph Leff

You Essay
The abbrev. for the United States of America. - Joseph Leff

You See
An editor's abbrev. for Upper Case. - Joseph Leff

You-all
Female lambs only. - Joseph Leff

Young Man
A non-Freudian psychiatrist. - Joseph Leff

You're the Apple of My Eye
Adam's pickup line. - Joseph Leff

Youth Clubs
Cavemen's first weapons

Youth
Wasted on the young. - Joseph Leff

Yule Log
How a naval officer tells his aide to journal events. - Joseph Leff

Yule
Opposite of "you won't." - Joseph Leff

YY
(1) Overly smart or clever, (too wise!)
(2) YYUR, YYUB, ICUR, YY4me.
Too wise you are, two wise you be, I see you are too wise for me! - Joseph Leff

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