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Fabrication Expert
Liar. - Joseph Leff

Face Lift
An elevator that takes only part of you up.

Face the Music:
Why an orchestra conductor turns his back to the audience. - Joseph Leff

Face Value:
Why a plastic surgeon charges fees. - Joseph Leff

Factory
A set of encyclopaedias

Fad:
In one era and out the other. - Joseph Leff

Fail Safe
Safe with a broken lock

Failure
A person who generally takes the path of least persistence.

Faint Sound:
A soft moan while collapsing. - Joseph Leff

Fairgrounds:
Mediocre coffee. - Joseph Leff

Fair-Minded:
Somebody who thinks only about carnivals. - Joseph Leff

Fake Threat:
Brute farce. - Joseph Leff

Fall in Love:
Precedes a winter wedding. - Joseph Leff

Fall Through:
When winter begins. - Joseph Leff

Falling Star:
A celebrity who's really drunk. - Joseph Leff

Fallow:
To trip and cry out in pain. - Joseph Leff

False Teeth
(1) Like the stars, they come out at night.
(2) Many a true word is spoken through false teeth.

Family Feud:
Split heirs. - Joseph Leff

Family Tree
(1) Place where ghouls bury each other for a laugh
(2) A bred line. - Joseph Leff

Fan Belt
(1) What a football supporter uses to keep his trousers up
(2) Starts a fight at a soccer match. - Joseph Leff

Fan Club:
Used by a celebrity to beat off devotees. - Joseph Leff

Fanfare:
The cost of a stadium ticket. - Joseph Leff

Farmer
(1) A person outstanding in his field.
(2) Someone who works from daybreak to backbreak.

Farthing:
A distant item. - Joseph Leff

Farthingale
A cheap hurricane

Fashion Show:
A frocks trot. - Joseph Leff

Fast Day:
A slow day. - Joseph Leff

Fast Foods:
Eaten during Lent. - Joseph Leff

Fastidious
Someone who is quick and ugly

 

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