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Fabrication Expert
Liar. – Joseph Leff
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Face Lift
An elevator that takes only part of you up.
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Face the Music:
Why an orchestra conductor turns his back to the audience. – Joseph Leff
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Face Value:
Why a plastic surgeon charges fees. – Joseph Leff
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Factory
A set of encyclopaedias
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Fad:
In one era and out the other. – Joseph Leff
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Fail Safe
Safe with a broken lock
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Failure
A person who generally takes the path of least persistence.
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Faint Sound:
A soft moan while collapsing. – Joseph Leff
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Fairgrounds:
Mediocre coffee. – Joseph Leff
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Fair-Minded:
Somebody who thinks only about carnivals. – Joseph Leff
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Fake Threat:
Brute farce. – Joseph Leff
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Fall in Love:
Precedes a winter wedding. – Joseph Leff
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Fall Through:
When winter begins. – Joseph Leff
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Falling Star:
A celebrity who’s really drunk. – Joseph Leff
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Fallow:
To trip and cry out in pain. – Joseph Leff
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False Teeth
(1) Like the stars, they come out at night.
(2) Many a true word is spoken through false teeth.
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Family Feud:
Split heirs. – Joseph Leff
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Family Tree
(1) Place where ghouls bury each other for a laugh
(2) A bred line. – Joseph Leff
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Fan Belt
(1) What a football supporter uses to keep his trousers up
(2) Starts a fight at a soccer match. – Joseph Leff
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Fan Club:
Used by a celebrity to beat off devotees. – Joseph Leff
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Fanfare:
The cost of a stadium ticket. – Joseph Leff
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Farmer
(1) A person outstanding in his field.
(2) Someone who works from daybreak to backbreak.
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Farthing:
A distant item. – Joseph Leff
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Farthingale
A cheap hurricane
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Fashion Show:
A frocks trot. – Joseph Leff
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Fast Day:
A slow day. – Joseph Leff
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Fast Foods:
Eaten during Lent. – Joseph Leff
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Fastidious
Someone who is quick and ugly
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