First Aid Kit
A cat that works for the Red Cross.

First in the Race:
Adam. – Joseph Leff

First Point-N-Click:
Smith and Wesson. – Joseph Leff

Fish Fingers
What fish have 5 of on each hand

Fish
An animal that manages to go on vacation at the same time as most fishermen.

Fisherman
(1) A sportsman who sometimes catches a big fish by patience, sometimes by luck, but most often by the tale.
(2) A person who often drops the fish a line, but seldom hears from them.
(3) A jerk at one end of the line waiting for a jerk at the other end.

Fishing Tackle
A football player with rod and reel.

Fitzgerald:
Something that is the right size for Gerry. – Joseph Leff

Five After Four:
Nine. – Joseph Leff

Fjord
A Norwegian motor car

Flagpole:
Member of the Warsaw colour guard. – Joseph Leff

Flagrant:
Tirade about a flag. – Joseph Leff

Flagstone
Stone age Union Jack

Flashback
What happens when you hold the camera back to front

Flashlight
A case in which to carry dead batteries.

Flat Face
The result of keeping your nose to the grindstone.

Flat Fee:
Rent. – Joseph Leff