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Locust:
Inexpensive. - Joseph Leff

Logarithms
Wooden dance tunes

Logical:
Reasoning, Allen. - Joseph Leff

Loincloth:
What an apprentice fabric buyer must do. - Joseph Leff

Lone Star State
A country with only one actor in it.

Lonesome:
The amount borrowed. - Joseph Leff

Long playing record
The most time anyone has ever lasted in a single game.

Long puss
What a cat looks like after it has been run over by a steam roller.

Long speech
A talk that can make you feel dumb on one end, numb on the other.

Long:
Erroneous in Japan. - Joseph Leff

Look at a Narrow Passage of Water:
Strait-face. - Joseph Leff

Looming:
A British bathroom reserved fro Chinese emperors. - Joseph Leff

Loop:
A swimming area that was constructed backwards. - Joseph Leff

Loosing:
Vocalise in a London lavatory. - Joseph Leff

Los Angeles Dodgers
Pedestrians in a large California city.

Lose Ground:
(1) Forget the coffee.  
(2) Location fo British restrooms. - Joseph Leff

Lost Chord
Something you look for when playing Haydn seek (after you've been to the shops with your Chopin Liszt)

Lot to be Desired:
Five acres near Picadilly Circus. - Joseph Leff

Lots
What a real estate salesman has to know.

Love Letter:
A noose paper. - Joseph Leff

Love Matches:
Signifies pyromania. - Joseph Leff

Love:
It means nothing...in tennis. - Joseph Leff

Lovebirds:
Tweethearts. - Joseph Leff

Lovely Swimmer:
A diving belle. - Joseph Leff

Low-Class:
Taught in a basement. - Joseph Leff

Low-down chiseler
A short sculptor.

Luck
When a man picks up a horse-shoe on the road, and is knocked by a car into a field o four-leafed clovers as a black cat walks by

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