Funny definitions – the real meanings of words

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Squaw:
(1) Competitor’s points.
(2) Twenty. – Joseph Leff

Squire:
Knight watchman. – Joseph Leff

Stabbing:
Attack Mr. Crosby with a knife. – Joseph Leff

Stabilised
A horse that’s locked in and can’t get out

Stag:
Deer sir. – Joseph Leff

Stage Manager
A Wells Fargo driver.

Stagecoach:
Drama teacher. – Joseph Leff

Stairwell:
Done by a successful Peeping Tom. – Joseph Leff

Stale Mate
(1) Monster’s friend
(2) A boring spouse.

Stamp Act
Temper tantrum.

Stance:
Belonging to Stanley. – Joseph Leff

Stand Fast:
Tolerate Ramadan. – Joseph Leff

Standing Army
Cheaper to maintain than a regular army because you don’t need chairs.

Stanza:
One of the versed things you can hear. – Joseph Leff

Staple Diet
Eating small bits of bent metal

Star Trek:
The walk of non-winning Oscar nominees back to their limousines. – Joseph Leff

Star With Explosive Potential:
A nova. – Joseph Leff

Starboard:
(1) Tired movie personality.
(2) Used by astrologers. – Joseph Leff

Start In:
Open a pub. – Joseph Leff

Start of a Long Drive:
A tee. – Joseph Leff

Start of Play:
Act One. – Joseph Leff

Starting Point:
What you get the first time you sharpen a pencil. – Joseph Leff

Statesman
(1) A person who watches his appease and accuse (p’s and q’s).
(2) Someone who can be disarming, even though his country isn’t.

Stationery Store:
One that doesn’t move during an earthquake. – Joseph Leff

Steal Part of a Car:
Take a brake. – Joseph Leff

Steel Plates:
Burglarise dishes. – Joseph Leff

Steel Wool
(1) Eating small bits of bent metal
(2) What gangster sheep do.
(3) Done by a sheep thief. – Joseph Leff

Steering committee
Two backseat drivers.

Stereotype
Type using two fingers

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