Funny definitions – the real meanings of words

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Speedway:
Hop on a scale. – Joseph Leff

Spellbinder
A magician’s looseleaf notebook.

Spellbound
The way a dictionary is covered

Spellbound:
B-O-U-N-D. – Joseph Leff

Spelling Bee
An insect that gets high grades in English.

Spelling
The most important subject a young witch learns in school.

Spice
More than one spouse.

Spicy:
To tell an undercover agent to look. – Joseph Leff

Spinal Cord:
The sound of a back breaking. – Joseph Leff

Spitting Image
Disrespectful statue.

Splint:
A short race in Shanghai. – Joseph Leff

Splinter Group:
A society of lumberjacks. – Joseph Leff

Split Hairs:
Sever rabbits. – Joseph Leff

Split Pea
Pea with a split personality

Spoiled Child:
What a cannibal will NOT eat. – Joseph Leff

Sponge Cake
What jelly fish eat at parties

Sports Drink:
Thirst aid. – Joseph Leff

Spot Check:
Easy to do in Prague. – Joseph Leff

Spot of Tea:
A stain. – Joseph Leff

Spotlight:
Finally, to see the illumination. – Joseph Leff

Spots Near a Doctor:
Measles. – Joseph Leff

Springboard:
Tired of April and May. – Joseph Leff

Springtime
The moment you sit on a drawing pin

Square Knot:
He’s cool. – Joseph Leff

Square Meal:
(1) Sicilian pizza.
(2) Served in restaurants in Times Square. – Joseph Leff

Square Root
A diced turnip

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