Funny definitions – the real meanings of words

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Screwdriver
The nut behind the wheel.

Scullery
(1) Monster’s kitchen
(2) Study of the cranium. – Joseph Leff

Sculptor
Someone who makes faces

Sea Cruise:
Observe ships’ personnel. – Joseph Leff

Sea King:
Searching. – Joseph Leff

Sea Lane:
Why Superman used his X-ray vision. – Joseph Leff

Sea Shells
What you fire from underwater guns

Seafood:
Causes the end of a diet. – Joseph Leff

Seamless:
Appear smaller. – Joseph Leff

Searcher:
Burn Sonny Bono’s widow. – Joseph Leff

Seascape:
Noted by an observer flying behind Superman. – Joseph Leff

Seasickness
What a doctor does all day.

Season Tickets
Tickets the police hand out to bad drivers in order to save all that paper work.

Season:
(1) View your little boy.
(2) A young merman.
(3) Observe solar flares. – Joseph Leff

Seasonable:
Why Adam looked in the crib. – Joseph Leff

Seasonal:
To powder Albert with parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme. – Joseph Leff

Seasons
Everyone has a favorite season. Winter, however, leaves some people cold.

Seat Belt
What you get if you stand too close to an irritated donkey.

Second Guessed:
Not the first to arrive at a party. – Joseph Leff

Second Sight:
What you reach when you click on an Internet link. – Joseph Leff

Secret Missions:
Assigned to undercover priests. – Joseph Leff

Secret
Something you tell everybody one by one

Sector:
A cult member. – Joseph Leff

Secure:
Observe a remedy. – Joseph Leff

Seduce:
Notice Mussolini. – Joseph Leff

See About:
Watch a boxing match. – Joseph Leff

See ’em:
Abbrev. for centimeter. – Joseph Leff

See Fit:
Why some people bring friends along when they try on clothes. – Joseph Leff

See Spots:
Isles. – Joseph Leff

Seedy:
Along with ROM, works in your computer. – Joseph Leff

Seeming:
Look at an old Chinese vase. – Joseph Leff

Seepage:
First step in reading. – Joseph Leff

Seepy:
Abbrev. for command post. – Joseph Leff

See-Saw
(1) What you use to cut through giant waves
(2) Reason to go to an eye doctor. – Joseph Leff

Seething:
An object in the ocean. – Joseph Leff

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