What is the first thing a little snake learns in school?
What is the first thing a little gorilla learns in school?
The Ape B C's.
What do little astronauts get when they do their homework?
Why did the little vampires stay up all night?
They were studying for a blood test.
TEACHER: Name four members of the cat family.
PUPIL: Mother, father, sister and brother.
TEACHER: Name six wild animals.
PUPIL: Two lions and four tigers.
TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday?
STUDENT: Seven. TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday?
STUDENT: Nine. TEACHER: That's impossible.
STUDENT: No, it isn't, teacher. I'm eight today.
Where do monsters study?
In ghoul school.
Who sits in front of the class in ghoul school?
The creature teacher.
TEACHER: Name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten