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What part of your body has the best sense of humor?
Your funny bone.

What part of your body is the noisiest?
Your ear drum.

What's the noisiest part of your hand?
Your ring finger.

What part of your mouth has the best vision?
Your eye teeth.

What can you hold but never touch?
Your temper.

Why is blood so boring?
It always runs on in the same vein.

How does Dracula get blood from a meteorologist?
From the weather vein (vane).

How did the meteorologist feel about clouds?
Pretty cirrus (serious).

What did the weatherman get when he stepped outside into the storm?
A cold front.

Why did the weatherman bring a bar of soap to work?
He was predicting showers.

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