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What do clouds wear in their hair?
Rainbows.

What does the universe have in common with a candy store?
A Milky Way.

What is the happiest thing in the sky?
The sun. It's always beaming.

What would you call it if the sun never set from January to December?
A light year.

What happened when the light broke the law?
It went to prism.

What scientific instrument do you use to serve very tiny portions of ice cream?
The micro scoop.

TEACHER: Why did you fall off your chair?
PUPIL: I was just demonstrating the law of gravity.

What petroleum doesn't have any manners?
Crude oil.

Why did the boy have a hat on his leg?
It was a knee cap.

What game do astronauts like to play?
Moon poly.

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