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Samson

PUMPING METAL COMPREHENSIVE SCHOOL

Inter schools Weightlifting Tournament

1st round match vs. Philistine Boys

Dear SAMSON,

I am pleased to tell you that you have been selected for the School Weightlifting Team, to compete in the Inter Schools Weightlifting Tournament. For our first match we are away to Philistine Boys. Transport will be provided.

Please remember at all times that you are representing your school. For this reason we expect team members to ensure that they are smartly dressed with a collar and tie; also (a point for you to note especially), that their hair is neatly trimmed.

Good luck!

I. Workout, Games Master.

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