Why did the headmaster move the chickens out of the playground? |
Can you fight? |
What’s a cheerful flea called? |
TEACHER: You’ve been fighting again, and this time you’ve lost both your front teeth. |
I’m a born leader I’m always the first out of school. |
SON: Mum, I’ve been banned from science lessons. |
Fred stamped in the house, threw his schoolbag on a chair and announced, `I’m not going there again!’ ‘Whatever’s the matter?’asked his mother. |
My best friend isn’t coming back to school, she’s gone to the Caribbean. |
What did the teacher say when he saw a herd of elephants coming over the hill wearing sunglasses? Nothing. He didn’t recognise them. |
Why don’t you like your new teacher? |