Geography class jokes and humor

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What would you get if you crossed a river and a desert?
Wet and thirsty.

Where do small dogs like to live?

Are you going to visit Egypt?
I sphinx so.

What’s the most precise body of water?
The Specific Ocean.

What do the natives of Peru write with?

What’s the shakiest National Park?

Why is it so hard to get into the Everglades?
They’re always swamped.

What is the biggest jewel in the world?
The Emerald Isle.

What do Eskimo newlyweds ride on?
An icicle built for two.

What did one person from Holland say to another person from Holland?
“Let’s go Dutch.”