Geography class jokes and humor

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What did the explorer say when he found _ a 5,280 foot rock?
“Now, this is a milestone.”

Where can you find lots of shoes?
In the foothills.

Where can you find a character from Alice in Wonderland?
Cape Mad Hatter as.

What is purple, has a lot of coral and lies in the ocean near Australia?
Grape Barrier Reef.

Why were the African lions so quiet?
They veldt bad.