Now, children,’ said the teacher as the school party was about to board the Channel ferry. `What do we say if one of the pupils falls into the sea?’ |
Angela was telling her aunt about her school trip to Switzerland. Her aunt had never been to there. `What’s the scenery like?’ she asked. |
DAD: How did you enjoy your school trip to the seaside, son? |
Did you go on your school trip today? |
The school teacher and his class finally arrived at the airport after a long, fraught coach trip, ready to catch their flight to Switzerland for the skiing holiday. |
Why did one school trip take longer than the other, yet they were going .to the same place and started out at the same time? |
Mum, I need a ladder for school. |
On a trip to the art gallery, a teacher was annoyed to see a boy slapping a statue. He marched over and demanded, |
A young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the delights of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert at the Royal Albert Hall. To make the occasion even more memorable she treated everyone to lemonade, cakes, chocolates and ice cream. Just as they were getting back into the coach to go home, she said to little Sally, `Have you enjoyed yourself today?’ |