Our teacher says that he gives us tests to find out how much we know. |
Our teacher gives us a test every Friday. |
I didn’t know anything before I started going to school. |
Our teacher said, Write your name and today’s date on the top of your exam paper. Do it carefully. For many of you it will be the only thing you get right on the entire page. |
TEACHER: I’ve given you a multiple choice exam. What more do you want? |
FRED: I bite my fingernails before easy exams. |
FRED: Teacher, I get so nervous before an exam that I even forget my own name. |
Our teacher told us we should do something to help us relax right before taking an exam so I took a two week vacation. |
FRED: We had a test on the Revolutionary War that was so hard that George Washington would have flunked it. |
To me, taking a test is just like going to the dentist, |