Where is the best place to have the sickroom at school ? |
What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ? |
Pupil: There are feathers in my custard. |
Why was school soup rich ? |
How many bones have you got in your body ? |
Why does the school cook dip the sponge fingers in paraffin ? |
Pupil: This chicken has spots in it. |
What’s yellow, thick and often found on school boys ties ? |
Did you hear about the cruel school cook ? |
What’s the differnece between school tapioca and frogspawn? |