A class went on a school trip to Rome. On the Sunday they all went to church and when they came out the teacher said, `I hope you all behaved.’ . |
Our school cruise was a great success but a lot of kids had to be turned away. |
Fred had been on a camping trip for a few days. |
What is a Laplander? |
A party of schoolchildren from the city went on a trip to the country. One of them found a pile of empty milk bottles and shouted, |
Where’s the worst trip you’re likely to go on? |
AnFredna had been on a school trip today. `Our school bus had a puncture,’ she told his mum when he returned. |
Fred came home from school looking a bit worried. `Today our teacher said, “We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the airfields, we shall fight on the streets” |
A teacher took her class on a nature trail through the woods. She stopped by a tree and said, `Brian, can you tell me what the outer part of a tree is called?’ |
PUPIL: Am I going on the school trip, sir? |