Why did the dog run out on the baseball field? |
Why did the wrestler always carry a key? |
Why was the spider one of the most valuable members of the ball team? |
How does a trombone reach second base? |
What do catchers eat dinner from? |
How do professional football players eat chili? Out of souper bowls. |
Who is the handsomest school athlete? The sprinter, because he’s always dashing. |
What is the worst part of the year for mountain climbing? |
How did Pinocchio win all the races? |
What did the ski instructor say as he heard the weather report? |