Sports and PE jokes and humor

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Why did the dog run out on the baseball field?
It was time for the seventh inning fetch (stretch).

Why did the wrestler always carry a key?
To get out of hammerlocks.

Why was the spider one of the most valuable members of the ball team?
It was good at catching flies.

How does a trombone reach second base?

What do catchers eat dinner from?
Home plate.

How do professional football players eat chili? Out of souper bowls.

Who is the handsomest school athlete? The sprinter, because he’s always dashing.

What is the worst part of the year for mountain climbing?
The fall.

How did Pinocchio win all the races?
By a nose.

What did the ski instructor say as he heard the weather report?
“Snow news is good news.”