Will Smith
Expects to do metalwork. – Joseph Leff
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Will
When there’s a way. – Joseph Leff
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William Tell
William, speak up. – Joseph Leff
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Willing
The opposite of disinheriting. – Joseph Leff
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Willow
Shall be in debt. – Joseph Leff
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Wilted
You bet he will. – Joseph Leff
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Wind Instrument
A weathervane. – Joseph Leff
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Wind
Air in a hurry
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Wind
Toasted with sherry. – Joseph Leff
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Windbag
A set of bagpipes. – Joseph Leff
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Window Shade
A tint. – Joseph Leff
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Window Shopping
Going out to buy new windows for the house
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Windowpane
Felt when you bang your nose on the glass while peering out. – Joseph Leff
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Wine Cellar
A vineyard sales representative. – Joseph Leff
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Wine
The noise made by an unhappy bottle of alcohol
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Winery
School for toddlers. – Joseph Leff
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Wing Nut
An aeroplane lover. – Joseph Leff
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Wink
Where Elmer Fudd ice skates. – Joseph Leff
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Winner of the Sausage Contest
The best of the wurst. – Joseph Leff
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Wino
Why not yes? – Joseph Leff
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Winsome
(1) Or lose some.
(2) The total poker ante. – Joseph Leff
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Winter Blanket
Snow. – Joseph Leff
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Winter
Twelve months in England
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Wire
A little brat. – Joseph Leff
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Wireless
A human puppet
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Wise crack
An educated hole in the wall.
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Wise
(1) Y, Y, Y, Y.
(2) The reasons for. – Joseph Leff
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Wiseacre
A genius in pain. – Joseph Leff
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Wisecracker
A smart cookie.
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Wit
Concurrently, in Brooklyn. – Joseph Leff
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Witch Craft
Broomstick
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Witch Doctor
An important medical question. – Joseph Leff
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With Delight
The best way to look in de closet. – Joseph Leff
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Withdrew
Alongside Ms. Barrymore (or Mr. Carey). – Joseph Leff
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Wither
Accompanied by his date. – Joseph Leff
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Without Appeal
A church tower missing a bell. – Joseph Leff
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Without Locks
Bald. – Joseph Leff
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Withstanding
(1) How an audience expresses extreme approval.
(2) A lap disappears. – Joseph Leff
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Witty Body
Esprit de corpse. – Joseph Leff
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Witty Skeleton
Funnybones. – Joseph Leff
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Wizen
(1) What is the purpose of Mahayana Buddhism?
(2) Why not now? – Joseph Leff
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Woe
The opposite of ‘giddy-up’
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Wolf Pack
A group of chaps at a singles bar. – Joseph Leff
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Wolf Whistle
What a fox referee uses
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Wolfsbane
An inteeligent woman at a singles bar. – Joseph Leff
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