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Remote:
Put another ditch around the castle. - Joseph Leff

Renewed:
(1) Brought back the wildebeest.
(2) Rene got married.
(3) Took off one's clothing again. - Joseph Leff

Renounce:
Put people, place and things back into sentences. - Joseph Leff

Reorganised:
Put the musical instrument back in the church. - Joseph Leff

Reorientate
A Chinaman returning to China

Repaired:
Married again. - Joseph Leff

Reparable:
Put back the biblical allegories. - Joseph Leff

Repartee
The second party you've been to this week

Repeal:
Ring the bell again. - Joseph Leff

Rephrase:
Unravels another time. - Joseph Leff

Report:
To refill a glass with sweet wine. - Joseph Leff

Repossess:
The devil is back. - Joseph Leff

Represent:
Give another gift. - Joseph Leff

Reprints:
Regarding the royal heir. - Joseph Leff

Request for Donations:
A call to alms. - Joseph Leff

Resale:
To go yachting one more time. - Joseph Leff

Rescind:
Transgressed yet again. - Joseph Leff

Research
Looking for something twice

Resell:
Put back in gaol. - Joseph Leff

Reside:
Moaned softly yet again. - Joseph Leff

Resort:
Reclassify. - Joseph Leff

Restate:
The two things she did after leaving work early. - Joseph Leff

Restless:
Take it easy, Lester. - Joseph Leff

Restrict:
Stop being lenient. - Joseph Leff

Resurge:
Put the worsted wool back. - Joseph Leff

Retard:
Fixed the potholes. - Joseph Leff

Retreat:
Buy more ice cream. - Joseph Leff

Return From the Hills:
An echo. - Joseph Leff

Reunite:
It's about you, Sir Lancelot. - Joseph Leff

Reveal:
Return the calf meat. - Joseph Leff

Reverberation:
The act of returning the action words. - Joseph Leff

Reverently:
Like a minister. - Joseph Leff

Reverse Charge
Telephone to stop herd of Rhinos squashing you

Reverse:
Bring back the poetry. - Joseph Leff

Revolted:
Got another electric shock. - Joseph Leff

Revolution:
It takes a year. - Joseph Leff

Revolving Door
A good place to meet people and go around with them.

Reward:
Rebuild a hospital section. - Joseph Leff

Rewind:
Uttered a childish complaint again. - Joseph Leff

Rewrite:
Make a second turn to starboard. - Joseph Leff

Rhetoric:
A choice to be made by Scarlett O'Hara. - Joseph Leff

Rhubarb
(1) Bloodshot celery
(2) To feel remorse for a cutting remark. - Joseph Leff

Ribbon:
A good rib, in French. - Joseph Leff

Riches:
Belonging to Richard. - Joseph Leff

Riddance:
To become free from objectionable rhythmic steps. - Joseph Leff

Right Angle:
The correct slant. - Joseph Leff

Right on the Map:
East. - Joseph Leff

Ringleader
The first one in the bath

River Bank
Where fish keep their money.

Road Hog
Pig driving badly

Road to Heaven:
Paved with good intentions. - Joseph Leff

Roadbed
Where the highway sleeps.

 

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