Hedonist:
A person who never noes what he likes. – Joseph Leff
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Heirloom
Weaving machine for rabbits
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Helium
What a medicine man tries to do.
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Helix:
How a dog greets his master. – Joseph Leff
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Heman:
Not she woman. – Joseph Leff
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Henhouse Fun:
Fowl play. – Joseph Leff
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Hennery:
Hank’s real name. – Joseph Leff
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Henry David Thireau:
Henry David is painstakingly accurate. – Joseph Leff
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Herbal:
Introduicing Herbert to Alvin. – Joseph Leff
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Herbalists:
Believers in Herb. – Joseph Leff
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Herbicide. To kill everyone named Herbert. – Joseph Leff
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Here in Paris:
Ici. – Joseph Leff
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Herein:
The king’s in charge. – Joseph Leff
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Herman:
A husband. – Joseph Leff
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Hermit
(1) A lady’s glove
(2) A German baseball player’s glove. – Joseph Leff
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Hernia:
Pertaining to a female’s knee. – Joseph Leff
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Hero Sandwich
What brave soldiers eat.
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Herod:
She strange. – Joseph Leff
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Heroes:
(1) What a man in a boat does.
(2) Male lobster eggs. – Joseph Leff
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Heroin:
The courageous chap is here. – Joseph Leff
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Heroism:
A belief in submarine sandwiches. – Joseph Leff
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Herring:
A bride’s wedding band. – Joseph Leff
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He’s Always Making Faces:
A sculptor. – Joseph Leff
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He’s Batty:
Dracula, on some nights. – Joseph Leff
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He’s Often at Home:
An umpire. – Joseph Leff
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He’s Revolting!:
A rebel. – Joseph Leff
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Hey, You:
The chemical symbol for gold. – Joseph Leff
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HI:
Abbrev. for Hawaii. – Joseph Leff
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Hialeah:
A greeting for Leah. – Joseph Leff
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Hideaway:
Nobody else can see your scale. – Joseph Leff
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Hideout for Yemeni Crooks:
Aden of thieves. – Joseph Leff
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Hierarchy:
Employ Archie. – Joseph Leff
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High Art:
Hello, Arthur. – Joseph Leff
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High Bar:
Himalayan tavern. – Joseph Leff
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High Birth:
A dock that’s way upstream. – Joseph Leff
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High Mass:
Led by a drunken priest. – Joseph Leff
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High Noon
Midday on Mt. Everest.
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High Seas:
C, C, C on Mt. Kilimanjaro. – Joseph Leff
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High Tea:
A beverage served in the Alps. – Joseph Leff
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High Time:
Noon. – Joseph Leff
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High Treason:
Telling Junior not to climb it. – Joseph Leff
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Highbred:
Important part of an Alpine sandwich. – Joseph Leff
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Highflier:
An astronaut. – Joseph Leff
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Hijack:
Hello, John. – Joseph Leff
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Hilarity:
Pertaining to Hilary. – Joseph Leff
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Hip Joint:
A real cool bar. – Joseph Leff
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Hippies
The things you hang your leggies on
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Hispanic:
His terror. – Joseph Leff
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Hiss:
Not hearse. – Joseph Leff
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Historians
People who won’t let bygones be bygones.
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History:
Not to be confused with her story. – Joseph Leff
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Hit Song
A tune that stops being popular by the time you learn the words.
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Hit The Deck:
What a losing poker player might do. – Joseph Leff
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Hobo
A road’s scholar.
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Hog-Tied:
Wrapped in bacon. – Joseph Leff
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Hogwash
A pig’s laundry
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