Poet:
A small Edgar Allen. – Joseph Leff

Poets
Writers who are usually poor, because rhyme does not pay.

Pofaced
The way you are supposed to look reading serious poetry

Pointless:
An unusable pen. – Joseph Leff

Polarise:
(1) What some nuclear submarines travel beneath.
(2) How penguins see. – Joseph Leff

Pole Vault
(1) Where the expensive poles are locked away
(2) Where Santa keeps the presents on December 23rd. – Joseph Leff

Polestar:
A celebrity in Krakow. – Joseph Leff

Policeman
Someone strong enough to hold up traffic with one hand.

Policeman’s Ball
A cop hop.

Politeness
Yawning with your mouth closed.

Political Candidate
A person who stands for what he thinks the people will fall for.

Political Party Leaders:
Bloc heads. – Joseph Leff

Politician
(1) A kind of acrobat. He has to straddle the fence, keep his fingers on the pulse of the nation, point with pride, look to the future, and keep both ears to the ground.
(2) A person who thinks twice before saying nothing.

Politics
A parrot that’s swallowed a watch

Politics:
Many small insects. – Joseph Leff

Poll taker
Someone who steals poles.